This last visit to Las Vegas, over Thanksgiving weekend started off on a low note. We received an invitation from the Delano, and I was not too thrilled about the room. Remember last time, that tiny little closet space meant I had to lose live out of the suitcase the whole weekend. But Nancy was excited about it, so we are headed to another weekend in Vegas.

Upon check-in we’re told that the rooms are sold out and they would have to place us and Mandalay Bay...and here we go! Our last experience at Mandalay was marked by screaming kids at 6 AM in the room next door and a weird configuration that didn’t really lend itself to a spacious luxurious feel.

When the desk clerk spun the little iPad display around to show us our room, well, things got very interesting. The Horizon Suite. First, the room seem to be decorated in purple. Not the muted purple like we had at The Cosmopolitan, but a bright rich purple reminiscent of Prince and his Purple Rain days. Paisley Park, where we come! Then I look down at the description; and it catches my eye: 1,705 square feet! That’s bigger than our house! Oh this is going to be interesting.

When we arrived on the 55th floor, and that didn't really spark the most exciting feeling in us. Only 55? OK let’s check this out and we start walking down the hall, and walking...and walking...holy crap...it becomes obvious to us that our room is at the end of the hall. Wait...what??? Our room has the double doors at the end of the hall! In Vegas, nothing but good stuff happens behind double doors!

We open up and what opens what unfolds in front of us is nothing but magical: I've never experienced anything like this in real life. To the left, first we have a huge bar! Did I mention the bar had its own 50 inch TV? Really! This bar needed it’s own bartender and there was plenty of room for him and the bar back. Behind the bar was a powder room large enough for an extra shower. Beyond that, the parlor seating space, a love seat with two side chairs and table. This alone would make for a fantastic suite, but this is just the beginning. We turn the corner and roll over to the living room with a 60 inch flat screen TV and Harman Kardon sound bar. This setup sounds fantastic and it’s Bluetooth, so we can connect my phone and party music all night long. Another seating area was in front of the bar raising the seating in the living area to three locations!

The bedroom is located behind double doors as well, which lends itself to a good time. You walk in and are greeted by a business desk, and then a lounge chair. This leads over to a six drawer dresser with a 42 inch flat screen TV on it. King size bed with two side tables looks spacious, but unfortunately the room is chopped at an angle and does not feel as luxurious as the square footage would indicate.

The bathroom is a nice comfortable space, but unfortunately, it has the Mandalay Bay setup of only a single face bowl vanity, with the Mandalay water drain gargle, and the loudest toilet in history. Each flush was a gut wrenching high-pitched squeal of incredible proportions. The bath and separate walk-in shower round it out the bathroom, decorated in some purple design and faded geo-flower pattern. Tres chic...for the 70's!

This was without a doubt the largest suite we’ve ever stayed in, larger than the massive Cosmopolitan Wraparound Balcony Suite. This was larger than the rooms at the Hotel Negresco in Nice, and the Hotel Metropole in Brussels...combined! And throw in our room at the Beverly Hills Hotel for good measure! Well, even our house is only 1,400 square feet This is the kind of space you hear about with celebrities and their extravagant lifestyles or you see in movies. But oddly enough, with all the creature comforts available in this room, we found it to be a bit too large! That walk from the living room back to the bedroom, what a hike. And I had to place my phone on the business desk since placing it on the nightstand, the Bluetooth would not reach to the living room! That's 33 feet! Damn! That's a good problem to have.